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Plant porn Phriday: ballsy!

I had to have a root canal this week. That was kinda sad. But life got a lot better when I spotted these gigantic green balls outside my dentist’s office. Now, who — who would sculpt two bushes, almost exactly … Continue reading

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Tacky topiary II

Had topiary on the brain today, after cruising by The Gables and found this ridiculous pic in the tubes. These bodacious babes were created by a crazy guy named Topiary Joe in Tellico Plains, Tennessee. The giant Topiary Women reportedly … Continue reading

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Ahhh… topiary

I LOVE tacky topiary. I’ve had a fondness for it ever since I was assigned a crazy topiary-controversy story at the Seattle Times about a decade ago. (I know, topiary and controversy in the same sentence is funny by itself, … Continue reading

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Scorched cabbage and other woes

Some crazy ish happened in my garden this week. The good news: I finally really got outside and got some stuff done, after being lazy and unmotivated all spring. The toddler ran his little cars and trucks down his gutter/“track” … Continue reading

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