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Plant porn Phriday: titillating tuber

Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday… and almost summer too! Hooray for sun! Hooray for gardening! Hooray for plant porn! Big thanks to my cousin Nicole, who shares my endless amusement with saucy specimens, for this “Dicktater.” The punch line … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: prickly peenie!

Holy mother of gawwwwwd! This guy just looks so damn happy, right? I hope none of those little prickers are sticking him where the sun don’t shine. Thanks to my favorite cousin Nicole for alerting me to this gem, which … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: tree hugger

Got wood? This amorous little feller comes to me from my brother-in-law Darryl, who’s actually sent me a treasure trove of plant porn, just waiting for its moment to shine. (He sent it during my shameful hiatus, so it has, … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: vulgar veggie

Thanks to my cousin-in-crime Nicole for this cute lil’ cross-legged carrot. Almost looks like he’s doing the potty dance. He’s sporting quite a bush up top too! (Ba-da-bump) Happy Friday everyone, I’ll be playing in the garden! (Strange, muggy rain … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: tawdry tater

    I’ve been on a plant porn — and blogger (and, ahem, gardening) vacation for awhile… but couldn’t keep this little nugget to myself any longer. Can you imagine serving this up at the family BBQ? Happy Friday, everyone… … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: shwingin’ shroom

We don’t need to say too much about this little feller, eh? But a big thanks to my old newsroom trenchmate (and observant gardener) Lisa Crowley for keeping us in porn this week. She reports these pervy little shrooms were, … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: wood

Spring has sprung and it’s time to bust out the plant porn! (I don’t know about you all, but I’ve definitely missed my own bad puns, poor  taste and generally juvenile humor.) We have my favorite biology teacher/photographer extraordinaire Ally … Continue reading

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