Monthly Archives: June 2013

Plant porn Phriday: titillating tuber

Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday… and almost summer too! Hooray for sun! Hooray for gardening! Hooray for plant porn! Big thanks to my cousin Nicole, who shares my endless amusement with saucy specimens, for this “Dicktater.” The punch line … Continue reading

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Wanted: plant thieves with “cojones the size of bowling balls”

So… it’s been awhile since I shared any botanical crime news. But this story out of East Hampton, N.Y., is kinda crazy. Both for what was stolen — 60 ostrich fern plants (sixty!) — and for the gardener’s reaction. Enraged … Continue reading

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