Plant porn Phriday: tree of blasphemy

I normally try very hard not to indulge in public blasphemy. Why disrespect that which others find sacred, right? But this very porno tree… well, it was one temptation I just could not resist. Is it my fault it’s on the property of St. Bernard’s Catholic church?

No. No it is not.

I don’t make the plant porn. I just… share it.

This wood is so obscene, I don’t even want to, uh, touch too much on its very disturbing appendage. We’ll just say it’s… inspiring. In a very creepy way.

I had fun shooting it from the parking lot outside the Rectory (!) office.

Priest parking only!

A man who looked very much NOT like a priest waved to me from across the blacktop, all friendly. (Rocker dude muscle shirt, very baggy pants. Kinda that old strong-man gym rat type.) Made me a little paranoid. He had to wonder what the hell I was doing… or maybe he just knew. Maybe others can see the porn too?

I have my oh-so-observant husband to thank for this impressive specimen. He can see it looming in the distance from the Fitchburg train station, blocks away, as he waits for the commuter rail every morning. A beautiful sight, I am sure, to welcome the coming day…

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About plantkiller

Paysha Rhone is a wife, mother, former-journalist-turned-PR-maven and bad mamajama killing plants in the Victorian splendor of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.
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2 Responses to Plant porn Phriday: tree of blasphemy

  1. Autumn says:

    Hey, unless someone sawed off that limb, then God shaped that tree in that manner. Maybe it’s His way of reminding us to have a sense of humor!

  2. plantkiller says:

    I like how you think Autumn!

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