Plant porn Phriday: grow a pair!

Welcome to Grow-a-Pair Friday. These are my inspiration today. Those of you who know me personally know I tend to be a little meek. I’m trying to work on that.

Although, balls may NOT be the body part to emulate, if you believe this Betty White quote floating around Facebook:

“Why do people say ‘grow some balls?’ Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

Full disclosure: there’s an ongoing debate over whether Betty really said this, or whether she said it first, but I think anyone who’s seen her on the Comedy Central roasts knows she definitely has it in her. But it doesn’t matter either way… it’s funny.

Anyway, I shot this impressive pair at the Tower Hill Botanic Garden a few weeks ago. (Even Stephen Colbert would be jealous of these suckers.) Did not see the plant name, but got a little giggle out of trying to capture them all surreptitiously, so as not to (ahem) arouse suspicion… don’t want people to think I am some kind of plant pervert or anything.

Happy Friday everybody!

And please… send me your plant porn. Plantkiller needs her fix!

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About plantkiller

Paysha Rhone is a wife, mother, former-journalist-turned-PR-maven and bad mamajama killing plants in the Victorian splendor of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.
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