Monthly Archives: October 2011

Plant Porn Phriday: Halloween-er

I am getting in the spirit early with some naughty gourds culled from the tubes. (Thank you Al Gore and your fancy Internet.) Yeah, Plantkiller is running a little low on original/submitted porn, so I’ve resorted to some dangerous googling. … Continue reading

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Politics, not plants: locally yokelly

Just returned from the local city council candidate debate at Fitchburg State University. I honestly had no plans to write about this. I just went to support my candidate and friend, Dolores Thibault-Muñoz, who knocked it outta the paaaaaaahhhhk, by … Continue reading

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I want to gnome more!

Sometimes, I really, really miss small-town crime reporting. Especially when I see a HUGE MISSED OPPORTUNITY, like this awesome police brief that came out of Palmyra, Pa. today. This is the kind of ish I would have been ALL OVER … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: grow a pair!

Welcome to Grow-a-Pair Friday. These are my inspiration today. Those of you who know me personally know I tend to be a little meek. I’m trying to work on that. Although, balls may NOT be the body part to emulate, … Continue reading

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$150,000 in shrubs. Shrubs.

I’m a little floored by yesterday’s news that Boston police hauled off more than 50 Occupy Wall Street protestors from the Rose Kennedy Greenway all creepy, in the night. Not because these malcontents got arrested… they’d been there a week … Continue reading

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Plant porn Phriday: lonely cactus* seeks… stimulation

Now that’s just sad. As my cousin and plant porn connoisseur Nicole says: Looks like he could use some Viagra! Yes, he sure does. I think we all have days like this… We have Nicole’s awesome sister-in-law to thank for … Continue reading

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Zoinks! Foiled bud bandit stabs weed farmer, dog with clippers

Now here’s a plant jacking that makes some sense. Yeah, it’s pretty sad to steal from medical marijuana patients, but still… there’s some logic here. This ish is valuable. And fun to smoke. (So I hear.) The Record Searchlight reported … Continue reading

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