Plant porn Phriday: greenie weenie

I think this might be an appropriate Phriday to kick off plantkiller’s first contest: Name That Plant Porn!

I really wish I knew what this is. It’s hilarious. It even casts an impressive shadow. A big thanks goes to my friend Jamie, who snapped this with her cell phone in a Boston park and texted it to me.* I am worried it might have scared her beautiful 2-year-old daughter — and perhaps raised some uncomfortable questions — but I am sure mommy shielded her from this disturbing phallic plant. (Jamie = super mom!)

So… whoever can name this crazy greenie peenie gets a prize. Let’s see… coleus cuttings? Homemade peach cobbler? A press release? Editing? You name it… we’re on!

And, oh yeah… happy first day of Fall and Friday!

*It only took a few months and a consult with my tech support team to get it OFF my phone and ONTO my computer. Thank God for my “grown-ass-man” son.

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Paysha Rhone is a wife, mother, former-journalist-turned-PR-maven and bad mamajama killing plants in the Victorian splendor of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.
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2 Responses to Plant porn Phriday: greenie weenie

  1. LaNeia says:

    “Notched Noodle”

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