Plant porn Phriday: ballsy

Today’s sunny yellow plant porn comes courtesy of my dear friend Nicole, who chronicled these ballsy tomatoes in  her St. Paul, Minnesota garden. (I can’t say Minnesota without hearing it in a Scandinavian accent, with a long, undulating oooooooooo. Ja. You betcha.)

I find them kinda inspiring. Like…. grow a pair already! (Nicole did! Maybe I can too.)

Here’s another shot, because I can’t resist. Honestly, I see multiple interpretations. These twins also have nice cleavage — booty or otherwise. (Can’t you just see them in a pair of tight velour sweats with “Juicy” across the bum?) These are some versatile veggies.

Nicole — a multi-talented, multi-tasking graphic-designing super mom of three — also has a cool blog, Weekly Dinner at the OK Corral, where she talks about feeding your fam, among other amusing domestic-goddess topics. (And she and her husband are originally from Iowa [OFI], so she knows some ish about la vida farmy.)

I really love this Black Pepper Dragon she found lurking in her garden this summer. Not porno, but really, really cool. He could roast himself — raaaaaaahr!

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Paysha Rhone is a wife, mother, former-journalist-turned-PR-maven and bad mamajama killing plants in the Victorian splendor of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.
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