Plant porn II: baby got back

It’s a lucky girl who has a neighbor fabulous and funny enough to support her blog and send her pictures of plant porn.* Yay for LaNeia!

My wonderful neighbor collected these naughty specimens at the Tower Hill Botanical Garden, which she says the Fitchburg Library will give you a free pass to visit.

She calls the above Junk in the Trunk.

I’ll call the below Slow Dance in the High School Gym.

Bring it on, friends! Because there’s NO SUCH THING as too many immature giggles.

Tee hee.

* It’s becoming more and more apparent to me that one gardener’s”plant porn” is another gardener’s…well, pretty pictures. My best friend the expert gardener confirmed my extensive Google research on this issue — that when most gardeners gush over plant porn (as in “I spent all morning ogling plant porn online”), they mean awe-inspiring, breathtaking pictures of gorgeous flowers and plants. I’m all for beauty… but I still like my definition better!

Just keepin’ it real…

Advertisements

About plantkiller

Paysha Rhone is a wife, mother, former-journalist-turned-PR-maven and bad mamajama killing plants in the Victorian splendor of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.
This entry was posted in Plant porn and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to Plant porn II: baby got back

  1. Nic says:

    Love your blog! Keep it up! I have porch-envy seeing your shots here. Wow. It’s so…lovely! And un-full of cozy coupes, scooters, bikes, bubble wands, and peeling paint. Wow. Maybe I just need a couple of nice plants?

  2. Heather M says:

    I like your definition better too! I’d never thought about Maple seeds looking *dirty* before but yeah – they kinda do!

  3. plantkiller says:

    They’re dirty dancing!

  4. You asked for suggestive pictures boy do I have one for you! I put it up on my blog (with a link to yours).

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s